After the Great British Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Banks sits down and says "Man give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered....
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Banks?"
The Banks Beer president replies "Well I figure if you all not drinking real beer, then I wouldn't either!"